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Kevin John Brockmeier is an American writer of fantasy and literary fiction. His best known work is The Brief History of the Dead, 2006.
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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