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Kaolin spray is a pest control that has kaolin as the main ingredient. The practice has been in recorded use from 2000 B.C.E. in China. More recent studies have shown that kaolin sprays can promote photosynthesis and are effective in reducing insects and disease on plants.
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Antonio Ponce was a Spanish Baroque painter who specialized in still-lifes and garlands.
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