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Indrapuri Barrage is across the Son River in Rohtas district in the Indian state of Bihar.
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Maia Ramsden is a track and field and cross-country athlete from New Zealand.
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Callistachys lanceolata, commonly known as the wonnich, native willow, or greenbush is the sole species in the genus Callistachys. It is a species of erect shrub or small tree that is native to the south-west of Western Australia and is naturalised in some other Australian states.
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