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Lee St Hilaire is an English former professional rugby league footballer who played in the 1980s and 1990s, and coached in the 2000s. He played at club level for the Huddersfield Giants, Castleford Tigers, Keighley and the Hunslet Hawks, as a hooker.

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The 507th Parachute Infantry Regiment, now the 507th Infantry Regiment, is an airborne infantry regiment of the United States Army. The regiment was initially assigned to the 82nd Airborne Division in World War II before transferring to the 17th Airborne Division. Now 1st Battalion, 507th Infantry Regiment is part of the United States Army Infantry School, subordinate to its Airborne and Ranger Training Brigade, responsible for the Army's Basic Airborne School, Jumpmaster School, Pathfinder School, and the \"Silver Wings\" Command Exhibition Parachute Team.

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NGC 525, also occasionally referred to as PGC 5232 or UGC 972, is a lenticular galaxy located approximately 95.6 million light-years from the Solar System in the constellation Pisces. It was discovered on 25 September 1862 by astronomer Heinrich d'Arrest.

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