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Virginia Tovar Martín (1929–2013) was a Spanish art historian, author, and professor. She was a foremost scholar in the study of architecture and urban planning of Madrid during the Baroque period. Tovar Martín was a Professor of History of Art at the Complutense University of Madrid; and at Autonomous University of Madrid.
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