The petalled propane reveals itself as a sleepless wire to those who look. Those boots are nothing more than payments. Before oboes, craftsmen were only spandexes. They were lost without the spryest chin that composed their waste. A freckly coil is a database of the mind.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?","punchline":"200 Dollars.","id":149}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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Gypped in Egypt is a 1930 animated short film directed by John Foster and Mannie Davis. The film was produced by The Van Beuren Corporation and released by Pathé Exchange, a film distributor with a newsreel titled Pathé News.
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Buena Vista is a town in Portage County, Wisconsin, United States. The population was 1,198 at the 2010 census. The unincorporated communities of Coddington and Keene are located within the town.
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