{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the mountain climber name his son?","punchline":"Cliff.","id":177}
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Orthenches semifasciata is a moth of the family Plutellidae. It is endemic to New Zealand.
"}{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
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