{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Now & Forever – Best of Xandria is a compilation album by German symphonic metal band Xandria, released on 6 June 2008 via Drakkar Entertainment label. The record was published as a package including a DVD containing live performances, music videos, and interviews.
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"type":"general","setup":"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...","punchline":"It's impossible to put down","id":37}
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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?","punchline":"They will give you a piece of your mind.","id":237}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
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