{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
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