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{"type":"standard","title":"Marthe Bibesco","displaytitle":"Marthe Bibesco","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q297770","titles":{"canonical":"Marthe_Bibesco","normalized":"Marthe Bibesco","display":"Marthe Bibesco"},"pageid":2142807,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Martha_Bibescu_2000_Romania_stamp.jpg/320px-Martha_Bibescu_2000_Romania_stamp.jpg","width":320,"height":464},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Martha_Bibescu_2000_Romania_stamp.jpg","width":393,"height":570},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279290606","tid":"7a1b5ead-fb79-11ef-8305-00998b50c0c4","timestamp":"2025-03-07T17:27:43Z","description":"Romanian writer (1886–1973)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marthe_Bibesco","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marthe_Bibesco?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marthe_Bibesco?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marthe_Bibesco"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marthe_Bibesco","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Marthe_Bibesco","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marthe_Bibesco?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marthe_Bibesco"}},"extract":"Princess Martha Bibescu, also known outside of Romania as Marthe Bibesco, was a Romanian-French writer, socialite, style icon and political hostess. She spent her childhood at the noble Lahovary's estates in Balotești and Biarritz, where she received an education in literature. Throughout her life, she travelled extensively across Europe, meeting notable political figures of her time. After World War I, she rebuilt her family's estates, but later lived in exile following the establishment of communist rule in Romania after World War II.","extract_html":"
Princess Martha Bibescu, also known outside of Romania as Marthe Bibesco, was a Romanian-French writer, socialite, style icon and political hostess. She spent her childhood at the noble Lahovary's estates in Balotești and Biarritz, where she received an education in literature. Throughout her life, she travelled extensively across Europe, meeting notable political figures of her time. After World War I, she rebuilt her family's estates, but later lived in exile following the establishment of communist rule in Romania after World War II.
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