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Jū: Ninpō Makai Tenshō is a Japanese manga series by Masaki Segawa, adapted from the novel Makai Tensho by Futaro Yamada. It was serialized in Kodansha's seinen manga magazine Monthly Young Magazine from August 2012 to June 2018, with its chapters collected in thirteen tankōbon volumes.
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