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{"type":"standard","title":"Claire McLachlan","displaytitle":"Claire McLachlan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q46195831","titles":{"canonical":"Claire_McLachlan","normalized":"Claire McLachlan","display":"Claire McLachlan"},"pageid":56095347,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Claire_McLachlan.jpg/330px-Claire_McLachlan.jpg","width":320,"height":509},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Claire_McLachlan.jpg","width":457,"height":727},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1148293008","tid":"952a2e43-d386-11ed-a503-c1d10fb64525","timestamp":"2023-04-05T07:50:50Z","description":"New Zealand teaching academic","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_McLachlan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_McLachlan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_McLachlan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Claire_McLachlan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_McLachlan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Claire_McLachlan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_McLachlan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Claire_McLachlan"}},"extract":"Claire Jane McLachlan is a New Zealand teaching academic. She is currently professor and dean at Federation University Australia. Her speciality is early-childhood literacy.","extract_html":"
Claire Jane McLachlan is a New Zealand teaching academic. She is currently professor and dean at Federation University Australia. Her speciality is early-childhood literacy.
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Angur Baba Joshi was a Nepali social activist and the first Nepalese woman principal. Joshi died in 2020 in Kathmandu, Nepal, aged 87. She is widely renowned as a progressive figure in Nepal's education system, particularly for her role in women's empowerment in education with education policies and schemes.
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Kawara-dera (川原寺) was a Buddhist temple established during the Asuka period in the village of Asuka, Nara Prefecture, Japan. Archaeological excavations have revealed a large-scale complex which included two Kondō, a pagoda, extensive priests' quarters, and roof tiles that are \"among the most beautiful ever made in Japan\". The site of the precincts has been protected as a designated a National Historic Site since 1921 and forms part of a grouping of sites submitted in 2007 for future inscription on the UNESCO World Heritage List: Asuka-Fujiwara: Archaeological sites of Japan’s Ancient Capitals and Related Properties. Related artefacts are displayed at the Asuka Historical Museum.
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