{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the leading cause of dry skin?","punchline":"Towels","id":246}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?","punchline":"Because it's not stroganoff.","id":307}
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