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Clarence Scott Beers was an American professional baseball pitcher whose 13-season career included a single game played in the major leagues in 1948 as a member of the St. Louis Cardinals. Born in El Dorado, Kansas, Beers batted and threw right-handed, stood 6 feet (1.8 m) tall and weighed 175 pounds (79 kg).
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A Funnyback is a type of one-dollar silver certificate produced in 1928 and 1934 in the United States. People referred to the note as a \"Funnyback\" based on the significantly lighter green ink and unusual font printed on the reverse.
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