{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?","punchline":"A maybe.","id":372}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
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Anna Wesselényi (1584–1649), was a Hungarian countess and writer, producing world about morality and religion. Additionally, much of her correspondence has been published.
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