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Ivan is a 2017 Slovenian drama film directed by Janez Burger. It was selected as the Slovenian entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 91st Academy Awards, but it was not nominated.
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Saint-Denis-de-Mailloc is a commune in the Calvados department, region of Normandy, northwestern France.
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