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{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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Unspoken is the sixth studio album by jazz saxophonist Chris Potter, released in 1997 by Concord Jazz. It features Potter in a quartet with guitarist John Scofield, bassist Dave Holland and drummer Jack DeJohnette.
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