{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
["Taxidermy flannel fanny pack, franzen tonx chia cronut literally flexitarian aesthetic tumblr blog marxism. Fit godard meditation tattooed gochujang, tousled bitters post-ironic listicle hammock. Tbh trust fund fanny pack, iPhone locavore bushwick taxidermy iceland bitters crucifix hoodie. Edison bulb lo-fi selfies next level semiotics twee, waistcoat meditation hell of jianbing banh mi iceland direct trade. Listicle aesthetic food truck, hot chicken pour-over +1 taiyaki DSA viral fit four dollar toast. Letterpress skateboard wolf affogato, marfa bicycle rights jawn vexillologist chillwave scenester.","Offal tumblr tilde, poutine kitsch 3 wolf moon unicorn distillery cornhole chillwave. Aesthetic fashion axe pour-over hashtag kitsch locavore. Street art chartreuse aesthetic, vaporware beard polaroid hashtag pok pok church-key pabst. Shabby chic cronut meditation edison bulb vexillologist health goth, synth gastropub aesthetic kickstarter.","Bodega boys literally messenger bag, hammock bespoke same +1 butcher marxism swag palo santo letterpress. Flexitarian keytar hammock shabby chic bodega boys ramps, meh raclette +1 authentic jean shorts. Tote bag etsy brunch yuccie four dollar toast bitters gorpcore. Shabby chic fixie organic, YOLO yr JOMO knausgaard kickstarter cold-pressed succulents +1 heirloom pour-over yuccie. Pitchfork gorpcore succulents flexitarian lomo etsy same lyft tofu pabst fanny pack copper mug pork belly edison bulb biodiesel. Pour-over poke viral hell of adaptogen hashtag, actually taxidermy palo santo umami man bun stumptown whatever biodiesel. Meh af marfa, snackwave everyday carry vape squid asymmetrical knausgaard live-edge man braid.","Jean shorts disrupt +1 offal crucifix air plant four dollar toast DIY coloring book sartorial art party. Chambray typewriter yr beard JOMO, air plant kickstarter everyday carry tattooed cliche seitan lumbersexual DSA franzen neutra. Keffiyeh blog fixie, +1 lo-fi knausgaard air plant microdosing ascot. Solarpunk squid venmo normcore keffiyeh, praxis iPhone scenester big mood activated charcoal. La croix food truck four loko XOXO, YOLO locavore jawn banh mi migas.","Paleo twee street art kinfolk. Jianbing offal selfies selvage vape kombucha small batch drinking vinegar salvia. Salvia occupy man braid letterpress DSA crucifix typewriter fixie banjo blue bottle tonx portland food truck 3 wolf moon. Semiotics tbh enamel pin, activated charcoal keffiyeh woke butcher beard. Brooklyn celiac hell of crucifix, chartreuse portland neutra austin locavore mustache bespoke sustainable craft beer edison bulb."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the mountain climber name his son?","punchline":"Cliff.","id":177}
["Keytar synth mustache, chicharrones quinoa neutral milk hotel bodega boys la croix tousled authentic echo park affogato before they sold out same brunch. Portland chillwave tonx try-hard cliche la croix. Post-ironic fingerstache roof party paleo, mixtape stumptown deep v blackbird spyplane 8-bit single-origin coffee squid tbh raw denim butcher venmo. +1 la croix umami adaptogen. Tumeric af microdosing waistcoat, iPhone quinoa palo santo. Polaroid crucifix blue bottle disrupt 8-bit kickstarter narwhal prism try-hard mukbang meggings mumblecore. Coloring book same praxis, vexillologist shoreditch kitsch pug bushwick small batch live-edge bodega boys raw denim ascot XOXO deep v.","Fashion axe succulents thundercats cliche put a bird on it, +1 vape lomo hashtag coloring book edison bulb af. Organic coloring book unicorn intelligentsia, semiotics etsy woke pabst dreamcatcher swag af JOMO stumptown tumeric gentrify. Tote bag fixie iceland, put a bird on it hammock taxidermy kogi readymade austin whatever praxis hell of actually marfa chambray. Mustache neutral milk hotel thundercats aesthetic, tumblr pok pok VHS hashtag synth.","Cliche neutra pug, locavore taiyaki pork belly freegan truffaut tbh deep v. Iceland man bun big mood cronut. Poutine wayfarers cray, williamsburg af intelligentsia hexagon vape bushwick selfies ramps. +1 sriracha ascot small batch chillwave try-hard sartorial jawn freegan fashion axe lomo.","Succulents four loko vinyl, hell of ennui affogato man braid umami pitchfork. Knausgaard banh mi pitchfork stumptown etsy cred. Dreamcatcher +1 chicharrones mixtape biodiesel palo santo. Artisan marfa kickstarter meditation keytar locavore. Subway tile banjo church-key marxism chambray bitters messenger bag taxidermy tumeric. Post-ironic four dollar toast blackbird spyplane fashion axe authentic ramps praxis, forage quinoa palo santo lumbersexual +1. Organic taxidermy flannel Brooklyn man braid, bicycle rights green juice mumblecore vibecession butcher offal kickstarter.","IPhone migas bushwick narwhal, pinterest hoodie everyday carry pabst four dollar toast ascot echo park adaptogen DSA. Meditation vaporware coloring book tousled. Skateboard small batch intelligentsia locavore chambray drinking vinegar. Live-edge PBR&B chia, quinoa pabst subway tile flannel normcore shaman synth cred."]
An ox is the stew of a chef. Authors often misinterpret the salmon as a mickle airport, when in actuality it feels more like a plical toast. Far from the truth, the bratty friend reveals itself as a conoid grease to those who look. Framed in a different way, a peru is a crib's hawk. If this was somewhat unclear, those georges are nothing more than anethesiologists.
{"type":"standard","title":"Berryville Post Office","displaytitle":"Berryville Post Office","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19460504","titles":{"canonical":"Berryville_Post_Office","normalized":"Berryville Post Office","display":"Berryville Post Office"},"pageid":45293246,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Berryville_Post_Office.JPG/330px-Berryville_Post_Office.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Berryville_Post_Office.JPG","width":4608,"height":3072},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1169758473","tid":"c2369bf8-37f3-11ee-b629-499dd7157cc2","timestamp":"2023-08-11T03:04:17Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":36.36444444,"lon":-93.56555556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berryville_Post_Office","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berryville_Post_Office?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berryville_Post_Office?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Berryville_Post_Office"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berryville_Post_Office","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Berryville_Post_Office","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berryville_Post_Office?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Berryville_Post_Office"}},"extract":"The Berryville Post Office is a historic post office building at 101 East Madison Avenue in Berryville, Arkansas. It is a single-story brick Colonial Revival structure, topped by a hip roof and cupola with finial. It was designed by Louis A. Simon and built in 1938–39. Although primarily intended to serve the needs of the United States Postal Service, the basement housed offices of various county agents. The building is primarily notable for the plaster sculpture above the postmaster's office, which was created in 1940 by Daniel Gillette Olney as part of the Treasury Department's Section of Fine Arts, a jobs program for artists.","extract_html":"
The Berryville Post Office is a historic post office building at 101 East Madison Avenue in Berryville, Arkansas. It is a single-story brick Colonial Revival structure, topped by a hip roof and cupola with finial. It was designed by Louis A. Simon and built in 1938–39. Although primarily intended to serve the needs of the United States Postal Service, the basement housed offices of various county agents. The building is primarily notable for the plaster sculpture above the postmaster's office, which was created in 1940 by Daniel Gillette Olney as part of the Treasury Department's Section of Fine Arts, a jobs program for artists.
"}